paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART


assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 


carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”


religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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roselastrider:

Goodnight my son


illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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graceespooks:

OH MY GOD


if you love yourself and others please wear deodorant

  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy



ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY