hollowbatgirl:

asklen-kagamine02:

whenilearnedhowtorun:

asklen-kagamine02:

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

Since 2009 

you could have made this joke literally anytime


letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus



extraordinarypartners:

Gosh. This gives me so many feels. The eye contact. Seesh.





miltonsong:

truebeliever980:

Spring 2014. Never forget.

Death



tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]



nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.

who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.

what monkeys were in charge of this operation.


tsarbucks:

durrymuncher:

Please tag your world war 2 spoilers I’m only up to 1942

thERE’S A SECOND WORLD WAR WTF MAN SPOILER ALERT



I was thinking it’s time for a new tradition.





What’s the wildest fan encounter you’ve ever had?


nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

image



muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM



troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god