thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world




myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing


espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste





Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001


lana-grant-may:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read

This needs to get passed around more

jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up



extravirginoliveroil:

middle school boys in the locker room





babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like


heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like


d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap



ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far



cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer